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Yay! A new movie from the producers of Crouching Tiger Hidden dragon and Hero!!

*does happy ninja dance*



http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809823947/video/14067239/20090619/113/14067239-300-flash-s.87776440-,14067239-700-flash-s.87776441-,14067239-100-wmv-s.87776434-,14067239-1000-flash-s.87776442-,14067239-300-wmv-s.87776435-,14067239-700-wmv-s.87776436-,14067239-1000-wmv-s.87776437-,14067239-100-flash-s.87776439-

There once was a young man from Lyme

Who couldn't get his limericks to rhyme

When asked "Why not?"

It was said that he thought

They were probably too long and badly structured and not at all very funny.

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ThothLestat
14:42 Jun 29 2009

LOL

awesome!

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ladySnowStrixx
15:06 Jun 29 2009

LOL LOL ok you almost had it .

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Cancer

Great Sire

Ever noticed that Michael Jackson in the "Bad" video dons the same outfit later worn by Johnny Depp in "Edward Scissorhands"?

How can anyone be sadisfied? Does that mean you are thoroughly full of sadness? *runs away chanting ARENAL!!*

Does it mean you're over your heartbreak if you find that you're horny?

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ladySnowStrixx
14:18 Jun 27 2009

no ,one has nothing to do with the other , its like saying your Refrigerator light is out and you tell someone you need to change the oil in the car. one has nothing to do with the other.

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PandorasBx
15:20 Jun 27 2009

No but it sure helps, get some girl ;P

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atyourwindow
15:30 Jun 27 2009

well it was bound to happen with you starring at my portfolio hehe

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Haiku
15:55 Jun 27 2009

Getting horny is going to happen no matter if you've just got out of a relationship or not.

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LadyxDarkxRayne
20:11 Jun 27 2009

Dear that is wrong on so many levels that is your sister she isnt suposed to get horny looking at your pics... Man our family is going to need some serious counseling hahha

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Caught with pants down. How do you recover from that shift in power? No, I was not in an awkward squat over a toilet bowl, or anything. I just happened to be changing into a track suit so I can avoid the locker room at the gym.



I don't know about you guys, but I tend to freeze up like a deer in headlights when I can't think of anything to do. In tis instance, I had no furniture to really hide behind and he already got a full view... So, I just kinda stood there and instinctively dropped my hands to cover my undies.



The man who walked in could not have been more than 5 feet tall, and I am being generous with that. Along wth his pock-marked face and greasy gray hair, I was certain someonoe broke in and I was to be a victim of greasy gray haired rape. Instead, he stared at my legs, stuttered an apology, turned purple and left. It was the vending machine dude.



What's worse, is that I am wearing my red and blue Superman boyshorts. Wait! Did I just worry that I was not wearign pretty panties? WTF kind of priorities are those? I am still so shocked all I can do is laugh...

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DarkWolfman
18:50 Jun 26 2009

It's a bird,it's a plane...it's CD in her Superman underroos

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ThothLestat
19:03 Jun 26 2009

where were you changing, at the bus station?

ha ha ha

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PandorasBx
19:15 Jun 26 2009

LMAO! Spoken like a woman...

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atyourwindow
20:32 Jun 26 2009

dont ya just hate it when midgets tell ya how nice your hair smells sis? lol

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LadyxDarkxRayne
22:01 Jun 26 2009

Ok sis ........ rubs are still hurting from laughing .... and why oh why were you not wearing your rachyroo's... thats it a whipping is in order , my lovely lil love muffin... mm hmm No Cookies For You ! Hey could have been worse "deer sister"

could have been the brown box man lol(UPS) UnitedPussyStalkers of america .

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"No one will have cleavage at MY wedding, except ME!"

- Random Bridezilla



God? Why did you make these bratty bitches? They make the rest of us normal women look ten degrees off center.

I love Mandarin orange slices. I am going to head back to Wendy's and buy $20 worth!!

I hate David Blaine. I have never seen an entertainer get mad at the audience for talking to them! That, and "Pick an odd number between one and two" is really dark magic.

The best part of this show is watching him walk through new York City and, true to form, New Yorkers are too busy to watch his silly bite-the-quarter routine! XD

The worst part is that I am embarrassed for the New York Giants for entertaining this fool in their locker room. *hangs head in shame*

I about to hold onto my vagina as I watch "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant". I am only holding myself because I am laughing so hard and have to go to the bathroom! I just found my new sitcom! XDDD

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CarnelianMyst
01:27 Jun 24 2009

How the hell these women can't figure out they are pregnant is beyond me. *hands you some kleenex and extra toilet paper*

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Isis101
01:51 Jun 24 2009

Yeah...we don't want you to laugh that uterus out.

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The Hollywood Machine has never ceased to amaze me. Fueled by the potbellied piglets who could not think their way through an open door, I am exhausted watching YET ANOTHER new vampire series commercial.

*sigh*

I can't help the fact that i enjoyed Twilight. I know it's trite. I know it's cheese galore! I get a kick out of True Blood, as well. Still, I ASSURE you that being force fed all this jump-the-shark vampire shizzle is making me angry.

The Vamp genre was just fine when trickled out bit by bit (RIP Buffy!!). Now that the flood gates are open, trust that you will all be witnessing a war for vampire copyrights and patents for ludicrous amounts of moronic marketing. Madness, man... Now, to hi-five myself for the attempt at alliteration.